YouTuber Tim Pool is widely known for promoting far-right conspiracy theories without evidence, such as the mythical “media bias” and the idea that Orange Man not so bad.
By all rights, he should have been canceled long ago. Yet progressives have developed a most peculiar fixation on Pim Tool (inside joke!), quite possibly because he dresses like a homeless man.
Which is why we sought him for an EXCLUSIVE interview. He was not difficult to track down — he was sheltering at home.
PIM TOOL: “What? You again? What do you people want from me?”
NEVILLE CROFT: “Just thought I’d stop by for a bit of a chin wag.”
TOOL: “In the middle of a pandemic?”
CROFT: “There are questions remaining to be answered.”
TOOL: “What the hell are you talking about? Do you realize what time it is?”
CROFT:: “My editor found our last interview less than satisfactory.”
TOOL: “What interview? You mean the time you tried to break into my house or when you followed me around with a bullhorn demanding I apologize to Carlos Maza?
TOOL: “What the hell?!”
CROFT:: “NPC Daily readers have a right to know the truth! Democracy dies in darkness!”
TOOL: “Oh my god… look, for the last time: I had nothing to do with the Smollett hoax, I am biologically male, journalists are not a protected minority group, and I am not interested in taking this “Soy Slurp Challenge” — whatever that is.”
CROFT:: “The Soy Slurp challenge involves consuming five cups of nutritious soy milk per day to stand in solidarity with–“
TOOL: “Don’t care.”
CROFT: “Angry Face.”
CROFT: “Face With Steam From Nose.”
CROFT: “I speak emoji. Face with Monocle.”
TOOL: “Of course you do.”
CROFT: “I am quite fluent, actually. Smirking Face.”
TOOL: “I can’t believe we’re having this conversation. Why am I even talking to you? You couldn’t even wait for the sun to come up?”
CROFT: “Are you suggesting sunbathing on crowded public beaches will cure the coronavirus?”
TOOL: “That’s not what I… What the hell are you anyway?”
CROFT: “A proud greysexual novigender — xe, xir, xirs. Forgive me for not announcing my pronouns sooner.”
TOOL: “No, what I mean is… God, you’re not even human!”
CROFT: “Quit dehumanizing me, you Russian bot!”
TOOL: “For the last time, I am not a Russian asset. And you… you are literally an NPC.”
CROFT: “That’s ‘persyn of grey’ to you, Pim Tool!! Hashtag NAZI! Hashtag HATE SPEECH! Hashtag TRIGGERED! Hashtag TIM MAN BAD!!”
There you have it: Tim Pool is as vile a greycist, anti-journo bigot as ever there was. NPC Daily is now doubling down on zheir efforts to have him deplatformed (and hopefully arrested).
We strongly urge all journalist-identifying individuals and journo allies to follow Tim on Twitter and YouTube to better assist us in monitoring his brazen bigotry. As always, we encourage our readers to report all instances of anti-journo microaggression to the journalist rights advocacy group Journalist Excellence Worldwide.
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