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The creator of NPC Daily. The mastermind behind the entire NPC Daily movement. Yes, this entire website is satire and not meant to be taken seriously. It's for fun. Chill. See "about" page for more details. Now that we got that taken care of, repeat after me: "Orange man the absolute worst."

Coronavirus

December 23, 2020

117 reasons why Pakistan NEEDS $10 million for gender programs

In a stunning and brave stimulus proposal put forth by Nancy Pelosi, there were many items listed that brought into…
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Coronavirus

December 14, 2020

Science-denying anti-masking two-year-old banned from United Airlines

Over the weekend, a Trump supporting anti-science COVID denying two year old got kicked off an airplane (before taking off).…
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Biden

December 14, 2020

Biden: “COVID stimulus checks will be mailed to anyone showing support for #BlackLivesMatter”

In a brazen attempt to unify the country, President-Elect Joe Biden has hinted at providing COVID stimulus relief to anyone…
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Biden

December 14, 2020

First dose of Biden’s COVID-19 vaccine administered in US, Trump trying to steal credit

Today marks a historic day in the year of 2020 and the age of COVID as Biden’s promised vaccine immunizes…
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Trump

November 24, 2020

Now that fascism has been defeated in America, we can finally enforce COVID lockdowns without resistance

It’s a bright day for American history when extreme far-right dictator Donald Trump has officially been voted out of office.…
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Biden

November 13, 2020

Joe Biden hints at nominating Corn Pop for US Secretary of Defense

If there’s one thing our country needs, it’s a strong military with a strong Secretary of Defense. That’s probably why…
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Biden

November 12, 2020

Why voter fraud is actually a force for good in removing Trump from office

If there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that Trump is an awful president. He single-handedly and personally murdered…
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Trump

November 3, 2020

NPC Daily officially predicts Trump victory in 2020

If there’s one thing we know without a doubt, it’s that we at NPC Daily have a tendency of being…
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Trump

October 5, 2020

Trump’s refusal to condemn white supremacy is the reason he contracted COVID-19

As we know, Trump refused to condemn white supremacy and racism. He certainly hasn’t condemned bigotry every time he was…
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Politics

September 17, 2020

Joe Biden humiliated Trump by playing “Despacito” from his phone to a Hispanic audience in Florida

Few can truly grasp the genius behind the thoughts and actions of Joe Biden but if you are Hispanic, you…
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