Month: May 2019
College liberals petition to have Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on the $20 dollar bill
Campus News
May 31, 2019
College liberals petition to have Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on the $20 dollar bill
The face of the $20 dollar bill has been occupied by Andrew Jackson since 1928. In case anyone remembered, Andrew…
College millennials are reporting PTSD from the weaponized “laughing face emoji” used by the alt-right
Hate Crimes
May 31, 2019
College millennials are reporting PTSD from the weaponized “laughing face emoji” used by the alt-right
The alt-right and right wing extremists have found a way to weaponize and abuse many commonplace actions, items and words.…
Ilhan Omar drafts bill to outlaw merit-based immigration due to discrimination against Latinx migrants
Politics
May 30, 2019
Ilhan Omar drafts bill to outlaw merit-based immigration due to discrimination against Latinx migrants
Democratic Socialist congresswomxn Ilhan Omar is reportedly drafting a bill to outlaw merit-based immigration, which she insists places Latinxes at…
Liberals are putting their heads in freezers to protest Trump’s immigration policies
Culture
May 30, 2019
Liberals are putting their heads in freezers to protest Trump’s immigration policies
If there’s one thing that liberals and progressives know best, it’s how to protest effectively and efficiently. Whether it be…
BREAKING: Unredacted Mueller findings reveal Trump’s secret cauliflower plantation
Trump
May 29, 2019
BREAKING: Unredacted Mueller findings reveal Trump’s secret cauliflower plantation
Fact: we all have an “inner farmer”, yearning to grow our own yucca and plantains in a sustainable Green Space.…
It’s time to admit that Tim Pool is a Journophobic bigot who hates free speech
Culture
May 29, 2019
It’s time to admit that Tim Pool is a Journophobic bigot who hates free speech
Tim Pool has once again demonstrated his hatred of the free press, taking to Twitter to deliver a series of…
Planning for the POC colonization of Mars
Culture
May 28, 2019
Planning for the POC colonization of Mars
We’ve come so far in our quest to the stars. For millennia, we have stared at the skies, wondering what…
Donald Trump colluded with Russia to hack the EU elections, here’s how
Trump
May 28, 2019
Donald Trump colluded with Russia to hack the EU elections, here’s how
Written by Neville Percival Croft The recent EU elections have been a disaster. All across Europe fascist, far right parties…
Tim Cook apologizes for creating racist OK hand gesture emoji – will be removed in next iOS update
Culture
May 27, 2019
Tim Cook apologizes for creating racist OK hand gesture emoji – will be removed in next iOS update
If there’s one thing that Steve Jobs did not have the cultural foresight to implement in the advent of iPhones,…
A comprehensive guide to right-wing hand gestures
Hate Crimes
May 25, 2019
A comprehensive guide to right-wing hand gestures
Secret Nazi hand gestures are literally everywhere! At sporting events, during livestreams, in group photos and selfies — is no…