Month: December 2019

I’m all for enforcing the rule of law — no matter how unconstitutional a law may be — but after…

An intense two-hour standoff has ended with Santa Claus and three of his elves being taken into federal custody. FBI…

Nice prace to go for horiday is Peopre Repubric of China. Peopre are frienry. No peasan arrorr in city, onry…

Social justice isn’t cheap, and NPC Daily has fallen upon hard times. Neville‘s safe space is out of crayons and…

Boasting forty-seven Pulitzer prizes and a dark green smiley-face from Journalist Excellence Worldwide, The Washington Post has long been one…

Written by Neville Percival Croft Tragedy has struck once again. The tyrannical dictator Boris Johnson has once again seized power…

EDITOR’S NOTE: A submission from one of our bright and talented young interns. Truly there is hope for the future.…

With the impeachment underway, there has been that the articles of impeachment themselves are obscure and not legitimate. The “Obstruction…

Let’s face it: no one is a more devout Catholic than Nancy Pelosi. She prays for the country, San Francisco,…

The Mafia is officially dropping its ban on gender diversity, following reports that the crime families of Southern Italy have…