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Democrats push to revoke Minority Card for Mexicans after Tijuana protests

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TIJUANA, MEXICO – Hundreds of Tijuana residents marched in protest against the arrival of the first major wave of the migrants caravan in the city. It is estimated that the are now about 3,000 migrants held up in the city waiting to cross the border into the United States.

Some were interviewed by bigoted straight white males from Fox News and asked them to say “Trump was right” and those who complained about the caravan being messy, ungrateful and a danger to the public were probably paid handsomely since Trump is supported by the establishment unlike Hillary Clinton who is free of corruption.

The worst of the bunch was Tijuana City’s Mayor, Juan Manuel Gastélum Buenrostro, who said “No one city is prepared for an invasion like this” echoing Trump in his hateful and xenophobic rhetoric.

The Democrats, led by future House Speaker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez hit back by revoking the Minority Card of Mexicans for protesting against the migrant caravan.

The Democratic Party is hereby revoking the minority card of Mexicans and are stripping them of the Hispanic identity.

  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez stated in a press conference on Capitol Hill.

One reporter asked “Can you really do that, Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez?”. The Congresswoman stared at her blankly, unable to comprehend the brewing intolerance for diversity she was seeing in the reporter’s eyes.

“We are excluding the Mexicans from the Hispanic identity because we should all be accepting and inclusive of all people” the Congresswoman continued as if nothing happened.


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