Everyone knows the biggest issue facing America: global warming. Even republicans are getting it now, thanks to Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, whose Green New Deal is supported by practically everyone – But President Trump doesn’t see it that way. He is poised to sign an executive order that would make it illegal to recycle trash.
We can all put our trash in one can. They dump all this shit in a big landfill any way. Its not separated.
- President Donald Trump
This means if you separate your trash into two, or several for the real green fighters, trash containers, you would violate this new federal law. “We will fine em the first time they get caught; we won’t lock em up on a first offense,” said an insider. Angry at the millions of “green collar jobs” created by President Obama (as he promised), Trump plans to undo all of that progress with the stroke of his bully pen through yet another unconstitutional executive order.
“This crap all gets thrown in the ocean together anyway; who gives a shit.” the president said while watching hockey. Students Against Pollution (“SAP”) spokesman Natalie P. Collins from the Nebraska Philanthropic Center, in an exclusive interview gasped, “He is so horrible, I can’t breathe.” Trump is set to sign the executive order within the coming days. If you care about our planet, you need to vote for higher taxes and socialism now more than ever!
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