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After MAGA teen incident, Nathan Phillips proposes deportation of white people back to Europe and why that’s a good thing

It's time to admit that they were here first and are the rightful owners of the land

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Indigenous Vietnam veteran of color Nathan Phillips is still struggling to come to terms with the horrific events of this past weekend. As spokespersyn for the entire Native American community as a whole, Nathan Phillips sees it as his duty to act as a liaison between America’s indigenous populations and the white demons who stole their land and now feel entitled to build monuments and roads where once buffalo roamed.

Yet after the violent smirk assault upon his person and the ghastly cathedral incident that followed in its wake, Mr. Phillips is no longer certain people of white European ancestry should be welcome in America.

I have given the matter a great deal of thought, and after consulting the spirits of Coyote and Brother Crow, I have reached the conclusion that Donald Trump is a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, white supremacist, evil horrible racist Nazi person, and that children who wear MAGA hats are possessed by the Wendigo.

White people, this is not your land. If your blood is not 1/1024th the same as ours, you do not belong here. White people, go back to Europe. White people, go home.

NPC Daily stands with Nathan Phillips’s assessment of Donald Trump and supports the Native American community’s wish to see America without anyone whose tribal heritage and political views are any less pure than Elizabeth Warren’s.

We need to make America safe for minorities again, which means making America more diverse. Yet true diversity can never be achieved so long as there are white people in place of buffalo.

Please sign our petition to deport white people and bring back the buffalo.

Diversity is our strength.

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