Trump

Rumors that Trump will deliver State of the Union speech during Super Bowl 2019 Halftime show

Trump to deliver SOTU during 2019 Super Bowl halftime show

Trending Views

Ever since the government has been shut down, the annual State of the Union speech was tentative at best as to whether or not it would be delivered at all. However, a new piece of information has been tracked down that could change the entire dynamic.

We heard from the same sources that said Nathan Phillips was an actual Vietnam Vet and that Nick Sandmann’s crowd actually yelled “build the wall” to Native Americans that Trump might plan on delivering his State of the Union speech during the 2019 Super Bowl halftime show.

It was previously scheduled that the Bikini Bottom Super Band would perform Winner Takes All during the halftime show, but that was soon overshadowed by an unprecedented media stunt that could be pulled off by Donald Trump. Furthermore, it’s likely that Trump will ground all flights for the day and the days prior, preventing any of the performers from arriving in the first place (in some cases, stranding them in Afghanistan). We heard the following from our source:

More people in America watch the Super Bowl than anyone else. I’ll bet Trump does his State of the Union address during the halftime show. I heard it from a guy who knows someone who got a hamberder from Trump last week. Don’t quote me on this, please, I’m just speculating.

You heard it here first. Trump will for sure deliver his second State of the Union speech from the 2019 Super Bowl halftime show. Feel free to turn off your televisions or cover your children’s ears so they aren’t subjected to the racism and bigotry of Donald Trump during a family event.

Readers of NPC Daily,
If a small amount of our regular readers became subscribers on Subscribestar, we'd have enough funding to no longer be dependent on annoying Google ads cluttering your reading space and we will be protected against deplatforming. Will you subscribe on Subscribestar?
Support NPC Daily
Get NPC Daily straight to your inbox
 

NPC

The creator of NPC Daily. The mastermind behind the entire NPC Daily movement. Yes, this entire website is satire and not meant to be taken seriously. It's for fun. Chill. See "about" page for more details. Now that we got that taken care of, repeat after me: "Orange man the absolute worst."

Related Articles

Back to top button
Lost your password? Please enter your username or email address. You will receive a link to create a new password via email.
We do not share your personal details with anyone.
Close