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Trump condones Polar Vortex because he wants America to be more like Russia – more collusion

Trump wants to make America like Russia just to appease Putin

Since it’s been proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that Trump and Russia colluded to both hack the election, influence the election and alter vote results – it’s no surprise that Trump is perfectly accepting of the 2019 Polar Vortex that is set to freeze most of the country between January 30th and February 1st.

READ: It’s time to admit that the 2019 Polar Vortex is Trump’s fault

It’s very possible that Trump is killing two birds with one stone. First, his negligence about climate change and denial of his role in our planets ecosystem is a primary contributing factor to the ever-increasingly violent weather events. Secondly, Trump is simply showing loyalty to his puppet master, Vladimir Putin, by condoning the Polar Vortex of 2019 on the simple grounds that it will “Make America Like Russia”.

This proves beyond anything that Trump is both responsible for the polar vortex – and all of the damages and deaths that happen in turn – as well as encouraging it to happen. Trump wants the Polar Vortex of 2019 to lower the temperature of our country simply because Russia is colder – and that would appease Putin.

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