The 2020 election season has already started, and with it, comes an ultimatum – to keep on the path that we are going (the end of the world) with that MAN (I’m allowed to use that toxic word if I am using it towards a toxic person), or the road to peace and prosperity brought by Bernie Sanders and his brand of socialism.
As many of you already know, socialism means equality in all senses of the word: everyone can go to college, everyone can go to the doctor and no one makes more money than anyone else-all for free.
Capitalism, on the other hand, allows for a world where people can work 2 jobs and still not make a living wage – where American billionaires combined have over 2 TRILLION dollars, and people can’t afford to get a doctor.
The choice is obvious. You may ask yourself, why wouldn’t everyone want what is best for everyone? The reason, unfortunately, is that people fall into three categories: 1) stupid, 2) greedy, and 3) kind and intellectual.
The “kind and intellectual” category goes without saying – these people understand that socialism is the only way to fix everything HE destroyed. They are the people that care about the environment and are most likely reading this article right now.
We run into our first problem with the “greedy”. The greedy are the rich, the institution, they want us to fail because we will otherwise take their wealth that they have worked so hard to accumulate and are mad when people who need it take it away!
The third and final category is the “stupid”. The stupid simply don’t understand how socialism will benefit them, or they are too stupid to understand how they can benefit socialism.
This leads to a final point – if it is for the good of society, and if we are inherently right, doesn’t it make sense that we should do what’s best for everyone? Even if not everybody wants it, similar to how how a mother forces her children to school, even though they don’t want to.
We’re not saying this should be the case, but if we didn’t and HE won again, we would regret it until he caused a nuclear war that ends us all.
NOTE: THIS IS SATIRE AND IS IN NO WAY CALLING FOR ACTUAL VIOLENCE. NPC DAILY IN NO WAY CONDONES VIOLENCE. THE AFOREMENTIONED IS FICTION AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
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