Guns and Gun Violence

Potential active shooter has a change of heart after seeing “Gun Free Zone” sign

More proof and evidence that gun laws will stop mass shooters

In another major victory in the progressive movement to ban guns, a potential mass shooter changed his mind entirely after seeing a “Gun Free Zone” sign at a local park in California. If there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that people who are soul-set on killing as many people as possible due to inner turmoil or mental illness will stop dead in their tracks when they see that guns aren’t allowed in the area.

The potential shooter’s identity is kept confidential but inside sources provided a quote from him when he turned himself into the police. Here’s what he said:

I woke up this morning with my Assault Rifle 15 in my hand and decided that I wanted to shoot a bunch of people at the park today. I drove over this afternoon and got my assault rifle out, loaded it but then I saw a sign that said “Gun Free Zone.” I don’t like breaking rules and I felt ashamed that I was currently holding a gun in a zone where guns were prohibited. I quickly came here to the police station to turn myself in.

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This is just more proof that gun laws work. If we ban guns entirely and repeal the second amendment, bad guys won’t have guns either – and the ones who do will simply turn their firearms in to the local police station. This is why we need to vote blue. This is why we need to vote Democrat. This is why we need to vote for Bernie Sanders in 2020.

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