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The KKK officially endorses Trump 2020

Expect hate crimes to triple in the coming years

Written by Neville Percival Croft

Dark times lie ahead of us. As we all know, the Klu Klux Klan is a terrorist organization founded by the Republicans long ago, and yet their influence still remains. In a not so shocking turn of events, several high ranking members of the KKK have spoken out against progressive Democrats and pledged their undying allegiance to President Trump. If this isn’t an incitement to more right wing violence, then I don’t know what is.

The first of these members was prominent Grand Wizard Titus Reginald who previously voiced his support for Trump back in 2016. However, the Grand Wizard went into hiding after brave liberals burnt his house down and he hasn’t been seen since. Fortunately, bold NPC Daily reporters managed to track down this elusive bigot and found him burning a wooden statue of Obama with his fascist friends. Once found, the fierce reporters desperately attempted to ask questions.

What the f*ck are you c*nts doing here! Can’t I burn an Obama statue in peace! I’m not answering your questions you blood sucking demons! Quick Brutus, pass me my revolver!

  • Titus Reginald, Grand Wizard of the KKK.

This startling photo of Mr Reginald was taken by a senior NPC Daily photographer mere moments before he ran at them with his revolver

Fortunately, no one was harmed and the reporting team returned back to the NPC Daily headquarters safely. Clearly the ruthlessness of the KKK has risen dramatically since Trump was elected. This has been particularly evident in the recent plague of hate crimes like the Jussie Smollett attack – which was totally not fake by the way. To make matters worse is the fact that Trump seems to also endorse the KKK!

This was another image taken by the senior photographer and closer inspection reveals that President Trump was also attending the burning!

As any normal person would expect, the orange menace loves posing with his fellow racists

This image sent shock waves across the NPC Daily headquarters and many reporters sadly suffered heart attacks, seizures, diarrhea and uncontrollable sobbing. Many of them were so mortified that they literally couldn’t make their way to the nearest safe space, myself included. Even the cry closets were full.

The KKK endorsement follows a long list of dubious supporters including Vladimir Putin and his legions of Russian bots and North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un. There is only one thing we can do now to end this evil permanently, and that is to do anything you possibly can to donate to the Bernie Sanders campaign. We’ve already had a fierce millennial donate his testicles and if we keep this level of bravery up, we’re destined to see our socialist hero take the Presidency. Only then will America become the utopia that it was always meant to be.

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Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.

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