Body positivity activist undergoes live gender transition surgery in public park to end transphobia

A defiant act of sheer bravery in the daunting face of injustice

Written by Neville Percival Croft

It is common knowledge that people of trans are discriminated against heavily in modern society and as a result, many bold and daring activists have been risking life and limb to defeat this sickening level of hate. For the most part, these acts of open rebellion against a ruthless and cruel system have just been your average protest… Until now. Never before has anyone taken the fight against tyranny further than body positivity activist Heather Gemma Montgomery.

For a while, Heather has been fighting on the front lines against alt-right bigots where she was brutally assaulted by a white male, and bravely defied thin privilege by blocking gyms. Now, Heather is addressing the ever prominent issue of transphobia by having live gender transition surgery performed on her by expert surgeons in a public park in New York. The event attracted a large crowd, with many supporters coming out and standing in solidarity with her. Unfortunately, the usual hate preachers also arrived at the scene and tried to forcefully remove Heather by calling the police.

Luckily, progressive hero Jared “Balls for Bernie” Michelle, a friend of Heather’s, was at the scene and cheered his comrade on. Eager NPC Daily reporters begged Jared for a statement and he blessed them with one.

It was marvelous! Seeing Heather act so stunning and bold made me weep with happiness. Yes, the police did come, but they celebrated the inclusivity of Heather’s surgery rather than arresting her like the fascists would have wanted. To make it even better, they arrested the fascists for a hate crime! The patriarchy seriously got smashed today.

  • Jared Michelle, liberal activist, progressive hero and proud supporter of Bernie Sanders

Fortunately, the valiant Heather’s surgery was a success despite attempted Nazi meddling and she now identifies as transgender. Her pronouns have now changed to ze/zir and zirs new name is Bernard Gregory Montgomery. This stunning performance demonstrates just how passionate activists against hate really are and we here at NPC Daily firmly stand with Bernard and zirs courageous acts of heroism.

Keep up with NPC Daily to hear more about Bernard’s powerful and magnificent struggle against a corrupt society.

Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.
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