Fact-Check: the booking photo, alleged to be Beto O’Rourke after his arrest for DWI and leaving the scene of an accident, was intended to embarrass O’Rourke. FACT: The joke is on Republicans, because they used the wrong Beto booking photo! The booking photo of this totally hip (he is good looking and skateboards) presidential candidate was taken after his BURGLARY arrest! Yet again, this proves the right can’t meme, and how easily confused they are about Beto’s post-arrest mugshots.
Talk about fake news! They can’t even keep his mugshots straight! And they expect us to let them build their wall?
- Justin Julian, Beto 2020 supporter
“He will be the best candidate. He looks like a Kennedy. Plus he knows the planet will end in 12 years if Trump gets re-elected and we don’t start sending all our money to third world countries to fight global warming.” The support for Beto doesn’t stop just because of a few light-hearted crimes. “He is in touch with us. I’ve never worked, and neither has he,” smiled a supporter.
President Trump of course, fearful of Beto’s broad power base among his fellow Mexican voters, waived off comments, “He looks like another rich kid who can’t hold down a real job, and his hands are smaller than mine.” scoffed the Bad Orange Man.
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