Brave Kamala Harris and her niece free Jussie Smollett

Finally a presidential candidate got involved in this travesty

Its a fact that everyone but racists believe Jussie Smollett. But in the wake of the Mueller Report flop, could Jussie get justice in Trump’s America? Where literal fascists insist on making decisions based on facts and evidence, not their inner feelings and moral virtue?

Republicans have made a big deal about Jussie Smollett “lying” about the hoax attack; progressive socialists know that Jussie was just acting, and his point was morally right. “Look she (Cook County Prosecutor Kimm Foxx) GETS it, but there is a lot of pressure for her to prosecute Jussie, just because he technically, literally, committed a few felonies and grammatically lied about it. She was just waiting for the Mueller report to come out. Plus she had tickets to the Oscars that her aunt got her when the story broke, and had already had her hair done in an up-do.” shared a court listener.

A nation turned its lonely eyes to the Democratic presidential hopefuls for help. Would it be Beto O’Rourke, who has previous felony experience and would be a sympathetic ear? No, he was campaigning AGGRESSIVELY, JUMPING ON COFFEE TABLES IN Iowa. Michael Avenatti, the most successful victims right lawyer in America? NPC Daily gives Attorney Avenatti a pass for not helping Jussie as he was being booked on an extortion charge at the time.

Senator of Color Elizabeth Warren, who has endured the slings and arrows of the narrow minded who did not believe she is a Native American? She has walked a mile in Jussie’s moccassins. No, she too was tied up at a Cherokee Chataqua (a tribal meeting, closed to non-members, which we totally respect).

READ: The fact that Jussie Smollett is a suspect does not make him any less of a victim

READ: Smollett hoax may be the work of foreign nationals

Enter Brave Senator Harris, like a superhero for morally right justice, whatever facts may lie in the way! We all remember Harris description of the imaginary, yet totally justified, report of an assault that Jussie had masterfully arranged, that it was a modern day lynching by Trump supporters in red hats.

Well as luck would have it, Candidate Harris’ niece is none other than Cook County (Chicago) DA Kimm Foxx! “look we had tickets to the Oscars the night all this went down, so it just had to wait. But in the end, morally right justice was done!”

Kamala Harris is sure to rise in the polls after this brave act, and Cook County DA Foxx should be up next for the Democratic Senate seat given to the best candidate every 6 years.

Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.
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