Brave progressive journalist wrongfully evicted from home after making video about fascist toads

Will the alt-right ever cease their evil deeds?

Written by Neville Percival Croft

The alt-right has perfected the art of ruining lives, this we all know too well. Just look at the abused Jussie Smollett, Vietnam war hero Nathan Phillips and innocent Ilhan Omar for example. All of them have had brutal, life threatening encounters with the alt-right and dreadful events similar to these don’t seem to be ending anytime soon. Sadly, the alt-right have added another victim to their list: renowned journalist and activist Dustin Levitt.

As a key figure in the Antifa community, Dustin has contributed greatly to the movement by creating soothing chants and raising awareness to fascism in America. This is why they came for him. On his YouTube channel , Dustin made a stunningly bold video in which he chanted against the recent surge of alt-right fascist clown toads plaguing the internet. Unfortunately, his hateful, bigoted neighbors had the audacity to claim that his brave actions were nothing more than “loud noises” and ruthlessly complained about him. How vindictive!

Dustin pictured here bravely fighting fascism. Little did he realize that his cruel neighbors would try and silence him.

As a result, Dustin has been evicted from his home, for the mere crime of fighting against Cyber Nazis. Take a long hard look around you, dear reader. This is Trump’s America. Hearts across the globe have shattered, mine included, as he announced that his YouTube channel might be ending too. After spending several much needed hours in my cry corner gulping soy lattes, I visited Dustin and asked for his thoughts on the matter.

“Trump and Pence! We say no! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!” Dustin Levitt, journalist and Antifa activist.

Those evil circus lizard creatures need to be smashed and if anyone can do it, it’s Dustin. NPC Daily wishes Dustin well and hopes he makes a swift return to YouTube, so he may continue to courageously resist the tyrannical Trump regime that is gripping America by the throat. Many of our NPC Daily journalists have wives in need of new boyfriends as well, so he is more than welcome to stay with some of them if he can’t stay with his mom.

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Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.

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