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Democrats call to open ‘infinite’ investigation into Trump

The investigation shouldn't stop until it reaches the conclusion we want

In the aftermath of the Mueller report release, democrats in Washington D.C. are now calling for a new ‘infinite’ investigation into Donald Trump and his campaign. Jerrold Nadler, chairman of the house judiciary committee wants to make a new investigation that’s open ended stating “I don’t like that Trump guy, he says mean things that hurt feelings. Don’t we care about feelings?”.

The new investigation will include only liberals that claim to have no biased against the republicans or Donald Trump. After all, a politician that has dedicated years to a specific political party would never deliberately have a biased opinion against the opposition.

Fellow top democrats are showing their support including Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. Pelosi stated “We weren’t happy with the results of this lengthy investigation and feel that we should investigate forever or until we find something to impeach him with”.

Even new Democrats in Washington are backing the infinite investigation. When reporters asked of her support, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez chimed in stating “I support Nadlers plan because he’s the chairman of the jew dictionary committee and we need to be kind to all religions including jewishism”.

Democrats are utilizing this as an important issue heading into the 2020 campaign. Candidates believe they can defeat trump with the investigation along with their socialist, non fiscally responsible agenda after all, Trump is a big mean businessman.

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