Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev supports Bernie Sanders for President from prison

First known presidential endorsement from death row

Let’s face it, Bernie Sanders makes sense. Last month, Bernie Sanders proclaimed that he would fight for incarcerated felons to vote. When pressed, he was asked whether he thought that even convicted murderers on death row, like Boston marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev should be allowed to vote, Sanders said:

Yes. he should [be able to vote]. Even after they execute him, or whatever, yes he should still get to vote. In my state of Vermont we allow prisoners to vote no matter what their crime, and nothing has ever gone wrong. It’s a good thing!

  • Bernie Sanders

Bernie led the pack of Democratic Socialist Candidates on this issue. Democratic-Socialist Party leaders have not publicly issued a virtuous, unified, morally right signal on this issue for the candidates to follow and repeat, and most of the latest Top 25 Candidates have abstained from comment until they receive the party line on it. “This is something, that, I’d be willing to talk about, yeah, some day.” said Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA). “For now though our message is ‘Constitutional Crisis’ until further notice but we will all be on the lookout for that one.”

We will wait for the positions of all the other 234 candidates for the Democratic Socialists position on inmate voting, but for now, Sanders has garnered the lone open endorsement from a convicted murderer.

Diversity is our strength.

Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.
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