Written by Neville Percival Croft
Liberal humor is by far the only humor that matters. We have comedic brilliance such as the hilarious Amy Schumer, the witty Stephen Colbert and the ground-breaking John Oliver. With these masterminds on our side, the right doesn’t stand a chance. Quite literally, the right can’t joke the correct way so they resort to using harmful hand gestures, racist toads and attacking oppressed minorities for fun.
Usually we need the wisdom of the all-knowing blue checkmarks on Twitter to validate our opinions and thoughts. After all, the checkmarks are all too familiar with conservative bigotry and recently a very brave, daring and bold young checkmark sped out of xirs safe space to confirm this.
Sadly, the noble checkmark came under the false pretense that our intensely accurate and completely unbiased news source is somehow satire. (LOL) This is false. Yet another lie spread by the alt-right to deny our existence. Our top-notch journalists such as myself, Jared Michelle, Quinn and Resistance “R” Personified would never dream of telling a lie to our beloved readers. Hearing a checkmark, a member of a group of people of unassumed gender identities that I deeply admire, accusing us of being false breaks my heart. We here at NPC Daily deeply hope that the checkmark breaks free from xirs conservative brainwashing and sees NPC Daily for what it truly is: the most inclusive and diverse news source on the planet.
However, the series of tweets confirms everything our feelings believe, that conservative “comedy” is just a set of ruthless assaults on LGBTQRSTUV± folk, foreign born Americans and other marginalized groups which desperately need protection. In these dark days, we call for the solution: a ban on ALL conservative satire. Only then will these groups receive the protection they require.
Diversity is our strength.
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