Trump is intentionally causing global warming because he wants to sink California

Depriving California of their electoral votes is part of his grand plan to steal the next election

Trump endorses global warming. We all know it and it’s generally common knowledge by this stage in the game. His outright denial of climate change and his forced removal of the US from the Paris climate change agreement shows that he doesn’t care at all about the future of this planet. In fact, Drumpf is purposefully trying his hardest to accelerate global warming as best he can. The motive for this thinking has long been unknown, until now. It’s increasing clear that Drumph is intentionally causing global warming because he wants to deprive California of their 54 electoral votes!

Trump’s grand plan to steal the next election is well underway.

After the wrongful rejection of the brilliant Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s genius green new deal, Trump’s evil scheme has only progressed further. The only hope of saving California has gone and this only spells victory for the bigoted Republicans. We had the privilege of conferring with Cortez herself regarding this disturbing fact.

Like I just don’t know what to say. Within a few months California will be gone. Trump is like literally meddling with the 2020 election. With the world ending in 12 years, I thought that it couldn’t get any worse but like our world war 2 just escalated to our world war 3. Without California, our only chance to like save the world is over. Somebody think of the penguins!

  • Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, climate expert, economic mastermind, America’s moral compass, gift from the heavens.

There you have it. If America’s moral compass is trying warn us, we better act. Only one path is available to prevent this and that is by impeaching the orange menace immediately and putting AOC as the President of the United States. If anything is proven here, it’s that Trump is too dangerous to be president.

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Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.
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