Minecraft being used as a safe space by the far right and should be banned

A blocky problem that requires urgent solutions

Written by Neville Percival Croft

Recent successful efforts by mainstream social media sites have seen many of the last bastions of alt-right bigotry removed. However, this also means that they have moved on to other places to spread their villainy. One of these unfortunate places is popular game Minecraft, and now they are using it as prime recruiting grounds.

The far right forces often build monuments to fascist leaders.

These sinister soldiers of hate often host their own servers and dedicate them towards their evil idols like Hitler and Trump. Arguably the worst part is that unsuspecting young children are lured by these monsters with promises of deporting innocent undocumented Americans and oppressing LGBTQIA+ folk. Consequently, their ranks have increased drastically and now our Antifa comrades are having more difficulty smashing the fash.

NPC Daily investigative journalists managed to enter one of their servers and issued a report.

At first I thought that it couldn’t be that bad, but boy was I wrong. Everywhere I looked there was statues of Drumpf and all the other players were wearing KKK outfits and MAGA hats. At one point, I was arrested by one of them and I was locked away in a concentration camp. One of the brainwashed children in the server even insulted my mother. The jokes on him though, I have two Dads.

  • Norris Peter Cromwell, NPC Daily investigative journalist.
Norris risked life and limb in that server. Now that is true bravery.

Of course, there is only one solution that we can resort to in order to resolve this sickening issue: banning Minecraft from the US. By doing so all children will be safe from the slithering tentacles of the alt-right. Maybe they’ll find something more productive to do as well; maybe something like a quick protest, joining a drag club or donating to the Bernie Sanders campaign.

Diversity is our strength.

Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.
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