Bad actors target journalism polls all over Facebook

Another attempt by the far right to tarnish the reputations of journalists everywhere

Written by Neville Percival Croft

Journalism is under attack. Everywhere you look, trustworthy and honest news networks like NPC Daily, BuzzFeed, CNN and MSNBC are ridiculed as fake news by the wicked orange fiend and his supporters. At the epicenter of this catastrophe is journalism advocacy group Journalist Excellence Worldwide, led by stunningly brave and courageous journalists Dustin Levitt and Quinn Barton. Sadly, the hate preachers have targeted them too…

These dashing saviors of journalism are being attacked for their heroism.

On Several occasions, Journalist Excellence Worldwide has sent out polls concerning the biggest issues we face today. Many unique individuals flock to these polls to express their unique thoughts and opinions. However, with these folks comes the bad actors, a vile group of basement dwelling bigots ranging from your average Russian bot to a minion of Trump. These ruthless internet tyrants siege the polls in an attempt to spread their agenda, attempting to destroy Dustin and Quinn’s journalistic integrity as a result.

These are just a few examples of polls corrupted by the bad actors. Even our own NPC Daily polls are not exempt from the insidious brutality.”

I saw the bad actors unleash their arsenal of devastation first-hand on Facebook and was horrified by the tragedy I encountered. Never before had I seen such a well organized attack on journalism. Truthfully, the whole thing reeked of Trump. Intent on seeking more knowledge on this travesty, I sought the wise words of Dustin himself and so I managed to get a statement from him regarding this growing problem.

“These days, children gaze in awe witnessing journalists from Jim Acosta to Chris Hayes destroy the Trump administration. Like the NBA’s golden age of the 80s and 90s, we’re all fortunate to live during this golden era of journalism.

Unfortunately, being a truth teller hasn’t gotten any easier. Bad actors, like modern day Phillistines, disregard the work of hardworking journalists. They disrupt our polls with troll votes because they don’t have what it takes to be journalists themselves.

It’s like watching Michael Jordan dunk from the free throw line and instead of cheering, you call in a bomb threat. Pathetic!”

  • Dustin Levitt, renowned journalist, Antifa activist, the Jesus of journalism.

On the bright side, many of the targeted polls have been corrected after deducting votes from the bad actors.

This poll was salvaged from the cruel and cunning culrpits.

All we can do now is go out and support our comrades at Journalist Excellence Worldwide as much as we possibly can. Journalism is a human right, one we cannot afford to lose.

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Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.

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