Liberal activists push #VomitForVictory campaign to protest Trump

Trump has always made us sick to our stomachs, now we're showing it

Written by Neville Percival Croft

Liberals are always inventing new, exciting methods of protesting. We’ve seen activists drinking out of toilets, guzzling motor oil and even going gay! Now we bear witness to the latest in a line of genius ideas to take down the Trump regime. All across the country, liberal activists are making themselves vomit as part of the #VomitForVictory campaign to protest the Trump regime.

Many #resisters banded together in Baltimore in order to vomit together in public. While amazed by this bold and daring act, many less hardcore comrades at the event have questioned the health risk. Fortunately, this health risk was swiftly dispersed as Marianne Williamson was there to hand out healing crystals to ensure everyone was safe.

We spoke to the leader of the Baltimore rally, a transgender person of size named Bernard Gregory Montgomery (link to public transgender surgery article), about the motivation behind the #VomitForVictory.

I was watching a spot of Rachel Maddow while enjoying my breakfast one morning and Trump came on the screen. Immediately, I threw up my vegan burger everywhere. Not even my cats were able to escape the blast zone. This gave me an idea. If Trump is making me and so many others sick, then why not show this disgust to the public! Impeachment any second now!

  • Bernard Gregory Montgomery, transgender person of size.

This trend is sweeping America, prompting many famous celebrities and Democratic candidates to jump on board. Brave congresswoman of color Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was pictured vomiting all over an ICE officer at a concentration camp and the fierce Ilhan Omar was caught spewing up on an American flag. Even Bernie Sanders was seen being sick on a picture of the tyrannical tangerine himself.

Myself and many of NPC Daily journalists decided to join in by vomiting in unison all over the NPC Daily headquarters as Jared Michelle filmed this incredulous event. Yes there was sick everywhere, but it was worth it to show Trump that we will not be victims of his evil.

We hope that you, dear reader, decide to join the courageous #VomitForVictory campaign and do your part in tearing down the Trump dictatorship.

Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.
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