This past weekend, a 16 year old stunning and brave climate activist from Sweden named Greta Thunberg stood up against the world leaders and proposed an elaborate step-by-step plan on how to solve the simple problem of climate change. She did so by means of calling everyone in the room shameful and staring down President Trump like the bad orange man he is.
Like Al Gore, Greta Thunberg is right about everything she’s saying and if anyone disagrees with her, that simply means they hate children and only want to line their pockets with more blood money and corruption. There’s no way you could listen to Greta’s speech and not break down crying out of fear for our next generation’s well-being.
Climate change is easily fixable. All you have to do is vote Democrat for the rest of your life, raise taxes, avoid eating meat, abolish fossil fuels, allow abortions on demand and take away everyone’s guns – in other words, the Green New Deal. Once legislation like that is passed, the polar ice caps will come back, the climate will stabilize and everyone will be happy and content.
Greta Thunberg is a genuine climate activist who isn’t paid for by any liberal lobbyists. She is sincere and we should listen to her because if we let her down, she will never forgive us.