Climate Change

AOC Town Hall Discussion: eating babies to fight climate change

Trump supporters scoff at baby eating proposal because they want to ruin climate

Lets face it: the first thought every one has when they wake up, if they can manage to sleep at all, is climate change. And no one has done more to clean up the world’s air than global thinker and fresh new face of color Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. But she can’t do it alone people! So the socialist congressperson of color holds town halls where bleeding edge ideas among socialists are shared in a nurturing, non-judgmental environment.

Today, a climate activist at one of AOC’s meetings opined that “we only have a few months left” before all the CO2 will be gone, therefore, “it is time to start eating the babies”. AOC majestically nodded and said “it’s ok we have a little more time than that”, which probably spared at least one babies’ life for a couple of years. That is leadership!

Don’t be surprised if the red hat crowd dismisses these ideas as “crazy”, or that babies are somehow more important than reducing our carbon footprint. But AOC shows how she really listens on this C-Span video:

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