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Trump caught harvesting blood of Kurdish soldiers in Istanbul Trump Tower

Another item to add to the impeachment list

Written by Neville Percival Croft

Recently, Trump has made the wrong, unjust and quite frankly insane decision to remove US soldiers from the Middle East. This in turn meant that millions of persyns of Kurd have been used a tool by the orange demon and tossed aside once they were no longer relevant to him. Tragically, this horrific treatment has only gotten worse as it has been revealed that Donald Trump has been bottling the blood of Kurdish soldiers the whole time!

Our very own specialist NPC Daily ground team has spoken to an eye witness (an Antifa activist who lives with his grandmother in her basement) who has asked to go unnamed in fear of safety. This unique individual has stated that after extensive investigating, he is certain that Trump is draining the blood of Kurdish soldiers in a wine cellar in Trump tower!

Proof of Trump’s crimes against humanity and our feelings

“I decided to pay a visit to this hotel and see exactly what Trump is up to here. I was shook to the core. Kurdish soldiers were strung up with MAGA hats covering their faces and blood dripped into bottles. Tattoed on their chests was the slogan ‘this is MAGA country’. Terrified, I fled the room and jumped aboard the nearest eco friendly boat back to America.”

  • Unnamed witness.

Our witness also claims that the bottled blood is hauled and sold across the world. Many of these bottles are smuggled into Russia as an energy source to fuel the legions of Russian bots. Clearly now we face a humanitarian crisis of seismic proportions. The only way to stop this bloody business is to elect Bernie Sanders and save the world.

Orange man bad.

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Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.

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