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A heartfelt letter to our supporters

Social justice isn’t cheap, and NPC Daily has fallen upon hard times. Neville‘s safe space is out of crayons and R requires another sex change. Dustin’s grandmother is tired of paying Quinn‘s bail, and Trump is making it more and more expensive to smuggle Pepe back over the border every time he gets deported. Jared Michelle wants to go solo backpacking through the Middle East to spread awareness about LGBTQIAP+ issues, and Daily‘s wife has gone on an extended vacation with her boyfriend, so he’s looking to hire a detective to find out when they’ll be back.

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Because Daily REALLY misses his wife’s boyfriend. So please, have a heart.

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One of our wage slave writers contracted with NPC Daily. Repeat after me - orange man bad. Everything on this site is satire.

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