“I’m planning a trip to San Francisco with the missus. Are the hotel bathrooms generally equipped with toilets, or does local custom require us to shit in the middle of the street?”
It’s massively important to familiarize yourself with the culture of San Francisco and so I would highly recommend defecating in the middle of the streets. After all, you don’t want to make the locals feel uneasy with your presence. Life is about being inclusive, and its massively important you and your theyfriend do that by taking a nice big dump in the lawn of an old white male.
“Who killed Jeffrey Epstein?”
Jeffrey Epstein killed himself. Moving along…
“If I live in one congressional district and work in another, does that mean I get to vote in both?”
In an ideal world that would be the case. However we live under the Drumpf regime, and consequently everyone across the world is having their rights stripped away. The sooner we vote in genius socialist minds the better. Then and only then will people across the world finally get to decide the fate of the world by voting in US elections.
“Dear Mx. Croft,
Uncle Ellsworth said to ask you why architects take credit for buildings when they never seem to build anything.”
Architects are typically old, straight, white, and male. Therefore they make it their mission to seize any credit that would otherwise be given to lower class persyns and minorities. These despicable monsters are ruthless tyrants and need re-education immediately! FRICK THOSE FRICKING NAZIS!
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