New Antifa chapter “Remain Antifa” takes a stand against the patriarchy and bigotry

New heroes lead the battle against hate

It’s no secret that we live in dark times. The writhing claws of the patriarchy ensnare our society, bigots in traumatising red hats run rampant, and those brave enough to #resist are silenced. Despite all this villainy, there are heroes who muster all of their courage to stand strong against the tidal wave of hate that threatens to wash us all away. The brave comrades at Remain Antifa are some of those heroes.

Led by a brave Novigender comrade with dashing purple hair, charming crooked glasses, and a stunning protective scarf, Comrade Neville of Remain Antifa has made it xir objective to secure a brighter future for us all by doing their best to stop Brexit and smash the fash.

In another one of xir daring videos, Comrade Neville professed xir undying love of slam poetry and gifted us with some of xir very own weaponised chants.

We all know the joys of communism. However, we’ve all had those sleepless nights when we’ve pondered which form of communism is the best. Fortunately, Comrade Neville has the answer to that and brilliantly educates xir audience as to why Monarcho-communism is easily the most effective.

The last video they put out was a frightening insight into the horrors of the Super Mario game series and the sinister bigotry that it perpetuates. Without Comrade Neville bravely delving into this corrupt web of fascism, Nintendo’s hatred of women, minorities, and all things progressive may have gone unnoticed.

NPC Daily would like to thank Remain Antifa for their heroism and wish them all the best in their quest to dismantle the patriarchy and destroy bigoted societal norms.

Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.
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