The Green New Deal would eliminate coronavirus but racist conservatives refuse to raise taxes

It's time to admit that bigotry and misogyny is responsible for coronavirus

If there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that raising taxes is the answer to all of America’s problems. Whether it be climate change, income inequality, medicare for all, education or gun violence – raising taxes will dramatically improve life. This holds true for coronavirus as well.

Let’s face it, the CDC says that raising taxes will decrease the amount of coronavirus there is in the world. Conservatives and other racists (such as Trump) refuse to raise taxes on Wall Street speculation, ultimately making coronavirus more pervasive. For this reason alone, the spread of coronavirus is a direct result of Trump’s bigotry and misogyny.

I will gladly have the top 1% taxed at 99% of their wealth if that means there will be less coronavirus. The CDC doesn’t refer to it as the “Trump Virus” for nothing.

  • Candace Nelle, 21, UC Irvine

The Green New Deal is among the most ambitious tax plans our country has ever seen. It will raise taxes higher than the wall Trump promised his supporters. Just imagine how much coronavirus will be destroyed with taxes so high! If only conservatives would stop hating on minorities and start giving their money and guns to the government, coronavirus may be eliminated. One can only hope.

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