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There is nothing wrong with women cheating and here’s why

It's time for women everywhere to smash the patriarchy

Let’s face it, womyn are oppressed. This is no recent phenomenon, rather one furthered by the oppressive Trump administration that parades itself on slaughtering the rights of womyn everywhere. Watching innocent womyn everywhere facing issues such as cyber sexism and misogyny is detestable. It’s time for womyn to fight back, it’s time for womyn to cheat.

Cheating is perceived as a grievous act by many in society. This is nothing more than an attack on womyn themselves. Here at NPC Daily, we prefer to call cheating “self empowerment”. There is nothing wrong with womyn reclaiming their womxnhood and kicking the patriarchy where it hurts. Sadly there is still a sickening amount of bigots who still believe that womyn are a commodity and that monogamy is the norm. Consequently, we encourage as many womyn as possible to self empower and cheat on their mxle counterparts to remind society how strong and brave womyn are.

Just today I cheated on my husband of 20 years after hearing about how empowering the experience is from my local feminist book club. I might not have a home anymore and I am no longer in contact with my children, but it was worth it. I dealt a massive blow to the patriarchy and I’ve never been happier. F*ck Trump.

  • Natasha P Corbett (She/Her), Progressive movie critic and part-time protestor.

It’s incredibly important to note that mxn shouldn’t be upset or offended by being cheated on by their significant other, instead they should clap and applaud the courage and bravery of their counterpart. Sharing your partner is a wonderful act and one that we absolutely endorse. The more womxn that self empower, the more womxn free themselves from the repugnant chasms of the patriarchy and discover enlightenment in this new freedom.

Reminder that mxn shouldn’t cheat though, that would be sexist and literal mind rape.

To end this article, I’d like to leave you all with some slam poetry:

Comrades listen with care
It is ok to cheat
Womyn everywhere
The patriarchy must be beat!

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Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.

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