Brave liberals bend over for Black Lives Matter

"It's the least we can do" says organizer of #BendOver4Blacks movement

One thing we can all agree on is that the Black Lives Matter movement is not getting their fair share of media coverage. To throw salt on that scar, Trump has already said “no” to reparations for black people, meaning that the government will not be handing out cash to people who say they are black.

Something had to be done to right this wrong, and it is underway in progressive cities right now. It’s called #BendOver4Blacks , a stroke of genius created by Karen Hogg-Phayse and her husband John Cuckle-Hogg-Phayse. The Hogg-Phayses went to a nearby park in Seattle, got on all fours and placed a sign above their bums that said “I bend over for blacks”.

Lines soon formed behind the brave liberal couple as black men of all ages “took a turn” with the bent over Hogg-Phayses. NPC Daily got an exclusive interview with this stunning couple.

NPC Daily: How did it feel out there, there were 10-15 guys in line at a time at one point?

Karen H-P: It felt great, like I’ve done something for this cause. I also gave them all my money because of my shameful white privilege. As each black man “had a go” with me, I gave him a few dollars after and thanked him.

John C-H-P: I’m worn out but glad that the missus is happy. My bum’s a bit sore but it’s the least I can do because I was born white. We’ll be back out here tomorrow.

It’s hard not to cry over this bravery. For updates please follow #BendOver4Blacks and get out there and do your part.

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Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.

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