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A glimpse into the thriving metropolis of CHAZ the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone

This is what happens when you abolish the police and take straight white men out of power

Welcome to CHAZ – the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone

Within mere days of seceding from the corrupt United States of America, CHAZ has flourished into a welcoming utopia second only to paradise itself.

In CHAZ, there is no police brutality, reparations are paid to minorities, education is free, transportation is free, housing is free and the state starts with the eternal motto, Black Lives Matter.

Feel free to browse through the wonders of the newest country in the world, free from American tyranny and Trump’s bigotry. A true diamond in the rough.

CHAZ today, CHAZ tomorrow, CHAZ forever.

Please share to spread the word. Tourists are welcome and their borders are open.

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