All cop shows to be removed from television

Exec: "We don't care if they are popular - that is wrong think"

The stunning bravery of mainstream media never ceases to leave us all in woke amazement. Today, all major networks have joined to ban all cop shows. And with social media oligarchs poised to impose their values on smaller channel distributors, it’s safe to say we have suffered through our last TV experience watching cops against our will.

An industry insider explained: “Look, any one who has been watching the peaceful nationwide protests knows that cop shows give an impression of that the cops’ primary duties involve solving crimes, protecting victims of violent crimes, and keeping us all safe. It was time for that to end, because it does not reflect democratic socialist values. No one wants to see cops arresting people for anything. Enough is enough.”

The move drew praise from leading anarchists in the Capitol Hill Autonomy Zone (known to fans as “CHAZ”): “My name is Ray and I became the daily leader here at CHAZ about an hour ago. The leader changes every day for one reason or another. Did you have any spare food or cigarettes? Any way, cop shows are bad, they try to make it look like people who rob, loot and burn other peoples’ stuff are like, criminals, man. And that dog on Paw Patrol was the absolute worst man, totally racist. We are having a communal rally at the latte area to rage against Paw Patrol”.

At the CHAZ latte area, spirits were high about the networks’ latest ban on wrong think. The brave crowd chanted after a group leader in unison:

“Four, One, Two, Three.
Get Paw Patrol off my TV.
Five, Six, Seven, Eight.
Looting is what makes CHAZ great.”

The peaceful new citizens of CHAZ continue to bask in the freedom that only Marxism can provide.

Stay tuned to NPC Daily for updates as they happen.

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Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.
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