Obama to endorse Trump via Zoom

"We need to get to one world order; It will just have to wait 4 years"

In a stunning and brave anticipated announcement, President Obama is expected to endorse Donald Trump in the 2020 election. “Look we are trying to get to One World Order; I set this all up for a seamless transition: borders, gone! Currency, almost gone! try to find American coins these days haha! I poured a ton of cash into Iran and murky ‘global climate initiatives to redistribute America’s money. Gun ownership by ‘Americans’, gone! This should have been an easy turnkey transition to make America disappear into one global Marxist leadership team. But these progressive stooges that are burning everything up are screwing up the plan. And poor old Joe doesn’t really have it any more, if he ever did. So we will just have to wait four years to pull this off; Europe is already on board. I just can’t trust Joe and Willie Brown’s gal not to let everything burn to the ground before the new World Order can seize it. “

Before you criticize the wokest president ever, sit back and contemplate the 3-D chess he is playing with the Bad Orange Man and his deplorables who are always complaining about their “rights” and “liberties”. This stunning endorsement will lull the MAGA hat crowd into a four year slumber, after which a Marxist worldwide utopia will emerge.

Diversity is our strength. Orange man bad. Don’t #SettleForJoe

Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.
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