2020 ElectionPolitics

Biden gives Kamala Harris his “No Malarkey” tour bus

Biden gives bus as reparations for his prior bussing racism

BREAKING: In a stunning and brave move today, former Vice President Joe Biden handed the keys to his No Malarkey Tour Bus, catchy signage and all, to Kamala Harris. “It’s the least I can …. I shouldn’t say anything else…” declared Biden. Already on board to help, Senator Harris finished his sentence for him, as we are fond of Biden’s wife doing.

“What Vice President Biden means is that he is ashamed of his past racism, including trying to keep me personally from going to public school because I’m somewhat black, and for eulogizing a klansman at his funeral. This is, in fact, the least he could do. Once we are elected I’ll also be getting Air Force One and the White House, for the same reason.”

Mainstream journalists burst into thunderous applause at the gesture. Biden smiled and began to share a personal story. “You know when I was young, I used to hang around at a bus depot…no I’m being serious … and there were kids there, that used to like to rub my leg hairs …I know, you know the rest they are telling me not to say anything else in my little ear thing.”

Joe Biden is a selfless giver. Orange man bad. Diversity is our strength.

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