It’s time to admit that the best part of professional sports for fans is watching the selfless athletes taking a knee or raising a fist during the white man’s anthem, or just plain boycotting playoff games. We have seen tear jerking displays of wokeness from our underpaid NBA and Major League Baseball heroes. And now, the Cleveland Browns have taken a stand against racism and white privilege we can all get behind. The Cleveland Browns have officially rebranded themselves as The Cleveland Of Colors.
If that wasn’t woke enough for you, the team announced early plans to boycott this years Super Bowl. Needless to say, a handful of alt-right Trump supporters pointed out the fact that the “Browns” have never actually played well enough to win a Super Bowl in the half century that Super Bowls have been played. “That’s racist to say, and anyone who says it must be suspended from twitter and sent to a FEMA re-education camp.” explained an insider.
The Washington team (formerly known as the “Redskins”) is reportedly close to renaming their team as the Washington Lying White Bastards as reparations for all the hatred their old helmets and name inspired.
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