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Liberals are hiding in their basements in solidarity with Joe Biden

Stay safe from COVID and other Democratic voters by #HidinWithBiden

If there’s anything we as liberals know more than our hateful conservative counterparts, it’s that Joe Biden has wisdom beyond his years. Instead of being out in the open without a mask, putting himself in danger of contracting COVID or conservatism, he has opted to hide in his basement until election day.

He is setting a great example. Those who are not peacefully rioting in opposition to systemic racism that hasn’t changed since the mid 1800s, have also opted to hide in their basements in solidarity wit Joe Biden.

If Joe Biden doesn’t want to emerge from his basement until election day, then neither do I. Biden is my idol, my life, my higher power. He is the light while the darkness overtakes our country. If the light is hidden under ground, then I will be where the light is. I’m #HidenWithBiden.

  • Norman P. Crawford, 28, brave liberal

The way we see it, we have two choices. We can either join the peaceful rioters and burn the cities to the ground peacefully to oppose racism and conservatism, or we can hide in our basements in solidarity with Biden. There are now in-betweens. This is why we need Biden for president. Diversity is our strength. Orange man the absolute worst.

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