Coroner: Justice Ginsburg’s Death Caused by Trump

Justice fondly remembered for 45 million babies aborted

A unified nation grieves today. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has passed away. Credited with fighting successfully for nearly 50 million aborted babies, “RBG” was a tireless fighter for the voiceless. How could this happen? She was a spry 87 year old who wore a COVID mask and practiced social distancing.

The coroner’s report reveals the dark truth: it was Trump’s fault. “Science tells us Trump did this.” Said a tearful Norman P Cockle-Smith. “I can’t even…”

We all suspected it, and science again proved us right. Orange man bad.

Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.
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