A unified nation grieves today. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has passed away. Credited with fighting successfully for nearly 50 million aborted babies, “RBG” was a tireless fighter for the voiceless. How could this happen? She was a spry 87 year old who wore a COVID mask and practiced social distancing.
The coroner’s report reveals the dark truth: it was Trump’s fault. “Science tells us Trump did this.” Said a tearful Norman P Cockle-Smith. “I can’t even…”
We all suspected it, and science again proved us right. Orange man bad.