Trump nominates Roger Stone to replace the late Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Stone would be the first tattoed Supreme Court justice

As we all mourn the passing of iconic Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Donald Trump today unfurled his latest fiendish plan: to replace her with his henchman Roger Stone. Stone, who has a giant tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back, would be the first inked Supreme Court Justice.

“I’m honored” said Stone . “I’m getting a sleeve tattoo of President Trump to celebrate.” “He’s a good man, maybe the best man besides me ever.” chuckled the bigot-in-Chief.

We can’t even.

Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.
Back to top button