“Whoever Trump appoints to the supreme court raped me in high school”

Credible accuser makes anonymous charge against yet unnamed judge

BREAKING: While we still mourn Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s untimely death, and before we have had time to peacefully riot, Trump is prepared to name her replacement. Just like that, as though Justice Ginsberg’s life, or the millions of women who were liberated from the burdens of motherhood thanks to Ginsburg’s bravery, don’t matter.

One stunning and brave persyn, who is anonymous at this point, has come forward and accused Trump’s nominee, whoever that turns out to be, of rape in high school.
“Every time I think about that night I cry” wrote the brave accuser in an anonymous letter to Adam Schiff, justice seeking Democratic Socialist from California. “Whoever Trump picks raped me while wearing blackface.”

Speaker Nancy Pelosi demanded that the Supreme Court close until Trump’s nominee can be investigated.

#MeToo #OrangeManBad

Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.
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