Presidential Debate: First Question Revealed EXCLUSIVE Sneak Peak

Biden may use teleprompter; Trump will have to answer first question in Russian

We have all been awaiting the first Presidential Debate. Although polls have already declared Joe Biden has won the debate, Trump has not accepted that result and insists on debating just so he can share the limelight with Joe Biden. The Debate Commission has released the first two questions, as well as Mr. Biden’s answer.

The first question posed to Trump will be this: “Using Newton’s Method, apply derivatives to approximate a solution to the following equation, you have one minute, and you must answer in Russian.”

The first question to Mr. Biden will be this: “Mr. Biden, is Trump doing a good job? Take your time. Your answer is, ‘No. He doesn’t listen to The Science.”

While we all know that Vice President Biden will mop the floor with Trump, it may be fun to watch.

Orange man bad. Diversity is the thing.

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