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Biden makes origami to pander to Asian voters

VP also reveals martial arts expertise and use of chopsticks

Vice President Joe Biden appeals to every racial and ethnic group in America because he speaks their language. “Unlike African Americans and Latinos, Asian people all like origami. So I made this origami orange man to show you how orange man bad, look how bad he is; if you are Asian you should know this. If you don’t you ain’t Asian!”

The spontaneous gift of the Bad Orange Origami Man (as it now being heralded in Asian Art circles), came up when a heckler asked a question during a recorded town hall hosted by unbiased journalists. For some reason a man was allowed to ask anything he wanted, and he posed the following bigoted question to VP Biden: “What specifically are you going to do to help the Asian American community Mr. Vice President?”

Naturally the gloves came off. “What kind of question is that? You look like a panty-waist. Even though your question is way off base, and asked just to goad me into a fight, I brought this gift for all Asian Americans: it’s an orange origami man. Orange is bad. This means you should vote for me, just like all the black people do. I say ‘y’all’ and ‘ain’t’ only when I speak to black people. Since I’m talking with you folks today, I’m saying ‘arigato’ in a sentence. ‘Arigato’ is Asian for hello. Here goes: “Domo arigato, Mister Robato, domo, domo, … Look, I’m being serious. I also study karate, no i mean that, on my word as a Biden. I also eat three meals a day using chopsticks; Trump doesn’t do that!”

The crowd thunderously applauded the gift of the bad orange man and the Vice president’s sincerity. Orange man bad. Diversity over other stuff.

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Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.

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