Democrats order Americans not to mention Hunter Biden in any capacity

#HunterBidensUkraineScandal #CrackPipe and other right wing hate speech permanently banned

You can take one look at Hunter Biden and know he has earned every penny he’s ever made. Only red hat wearing fascists would think otherwise. But it only takes a few million bad apples to spoil social media for everyone.

Today on twitter and Facebook, millions of twisted right-wing miscreants shared stories that did not paint Joe Biden in the appropriate, positive light that is approved by the Democratic Party and the major Democratic information networks. The ugly hashtags began trending and gaining momentum. Fortunately the oligarchs at twitter and Facebook know what is best for us to read, so these hateful hashtags like #HunterBidensCrackPipe and #HunterBidensUkraineScandal were deleted as fast as they appeared.

“We had to bring on some temps (temporary workers) today because the volume on Hunter Biden got so high. We got our instructions right after our good-think morning meeting, when an alert staffer at twitter headquarters noticed they/them had forgotten to turn on the “trending control” switch to keep the MAGA hat crowd silenced overnight.

“I just forgot. So I activated one of our mass suspension bots; I must have zapped 100,000 accounts before I finished my first soy latte.” explained a pan-gender staffer with a laugh. “I just put the terms “Hunter Biden”, “crack pipe” “America” “patriot” “MAGA” #DemocratsHateAmerica , and #DemocratsAreDestroying America, the usual suspects, into the censorship algorithm. Also, anyone with an American flag or the constitution in their background photo, the usual hate-mongers, I suspended all of them to make sure none of their ideas would be shared.” shared a front-line social media worker.

“Hunter” “Biden” sleeping with a “crack pipe” in his “mouth”

In an unusually bigoted effort to smear Vice President Biden, the stories pry into the personal life of Ukrainian Oil superstar Hunter Biden. “These are stories are wrong think. It is inappropriate to post photos of the Democratic Party’s Candidate’s family smoking crack. It’s just not good optics so we are removing all of them. We have planned for things like this. Orange man bad.” explained an insider.

Needless to say, not everyone was happy about this program. “If I smoked crack you fake news people would never stop talking about it. Fake news!” bloviated Trump, in between bites of a Big Mac. “So Mr. President are you admitting that you, too, smoke crack?” asked an alert journalist. Trump then called the journalist a misogynistic name, leaving the White House Press Corps in tears without even offering a safe space or cry closet.

The attitudes of millions of right wing hate buskers makes it more clear than ever that appropriate party authorities should silence their ideas. Censorship is our strength.

Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.
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