Biden appoints Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey to be White House Minister of Propaganda

"He has the experience to get the job done"

Let’s face it: we all wake up eagerly anticipating the daily torrent of information from former Vice President Biden about his concrete plans to save the soul of the nation. It can be hard to keep up with Mr. Biden’s high energy, 24/7 campaigning sometimes. So we rely on Democratic Socialist approved journalists, as well as blue check mark accounts on twitter, to digest these breaking stories and explain them to us.

Breaking today, Team Harris-Biden gives us yet another sneak peak into the socialist utopia that a Harris-Biden administration would render. In a major announcement, now trending on twitter and gaining the support and attention of the blue check marks, insiders say that none other than First Amendment Champion (and Twitter CEO) Jack Dorsey will hold the newly-created position of White House Propaganda Minister.

“Look, here’s the deal ….” explained the woke former VP. There was obviously no need for any follow up questions. One right wing “reporter”, however, asked why the position was changing from “White House Spokesperson” to “Propaganda Minister”. Mr. Biden responded like a REAL president of the United States, “F–k you! I’m not answering questions about the freaking laptop. If you don’t like it we can go behind the gym you fat bastard.”

Being President means acting like a real president. Vote Blue no matter what they’ve done. Orange man bad.

Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.
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