Former Republican risks his life speaking out against Trump

Republicans are turning from their bigotry to embrace stunning bravery and it's taking the internet by storm

We are at the brink of the collapse of American society. Now more than ever, brave activists and #resisters are striking back at the tyrannical tangerine and his brainwashed legions of unidentified stormtroopers. While the battle may seem bleak at times, we are receiving help from those who may have never suspected. According to a recent NPC Daily poll, millions of anonymous former Republicans have come out in support of the modern-day Jesus Christ: Joe Biden. One of these heroes is none other than my dear friend and renowned journalist Norm Wilson.

This is truly a powerful act. Norm has done the unthinkable in standing up to a fascist regime that may very well make him disappear overnight for daring to speak out. We encourage many more former Republicans to come out of the closet and reveal their hidden despair towards the Drumpf administration.

Luckily with Norm being my good friend and co-host of the completely unbiased and accurate N&N News show (, I was able to speak to him regarding his thoughts on the matter.

“Well, my time as a Republican was a really dark part of my life, I luckily came to my senses, and became a common-sense centrist. When I saw the opportunity to tell my story, I knew I had to take it, even if that meant dredging up deep seeded feelings of self hate.”

  • Norm Wilson, journalist, vegan, and soy aficionado.

Dear reader, I can only hope you follow in Norm’s footsteps and pledge your undying allegiance to the Democratic party. Remember, the world needs you. Joe Biden needs you.

Everything will be ok

Neville Croft

Neville Percival Croft is a brave, bold and daring reporter for NPC Daily after being laid off from BuzzFeed because of xirs apparently "overtly communist views". Nonetheless, Neville is a unique, freethinking individual that brings lots of cards to the table such as xirs ability to smash the patriarchy in less than 10 minutes and xirs prestigious Gender Studies degree helps xir to critically analyse and report in a completely unbiased fashion. Also, xe is a proud Greysexual Novigender and has a moderate soy latte addiction. Please never assume xirs gender. This entire site is satire.
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