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20 reasons why Trump will lose 2020

A comprehensive list of why Trump has no shot in winning re-election

November the 3rd grows ever closer. Liberation and freedom from the Trump regime draws ever closer as Joe Biden sets the stage to save us all from the forces of tyranny. If you have any doubt about Joe Biden winning this election, here are twenty reasons why Donald Trump is going lose.

  1. Trump is orange
  2. He has tiny hands
  3. He probably smells funny
  4. He locks kids in cages
  5. He had two scoops of ice cream that one time
  6. He’s a Nazi
  7. The funny men on the television say he’s going to lose
  8. He does racism
  9. His hair isn’t real
  10. He wants to grab womxn by the p word
  11. Nobody goes to his rallies
  12. His rallies are super spreader events
  13. He’s senile and can’t speak properly
  14. It’s Biden turn
  15. He makes me cry at night
  16. Orange man bad
  17. He turned my cousin into a fascist
  18. He created the Trump virus
  19. Red hats are scary
  20. Not even his own family like him

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