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Cardinal McCarrick named to Biden Harris transition team

His eminence to focus on children with COVID-19

No one can spot talent like the Democratic National Committee. So when the DNC saw Cardinal Theodore McCarrick get laid off by the Pope, they were quick to snatch the experienced man of faith.

“We need a transition team to restore the soul of the nation. Pinky swear, on my word as a senator. “ explained Joe Biden, who affectionately calls McCarrick, “padre”. McCarrick, currently on “paid sabbatical” status, Church-wise, weighed offers from the Boy Scouts and team Biden before accepting his new role. “It’s a time for healing and unity for ALL Americans.” explained the esteemed cleric. “He is the only priest who would give me communion because of the abortion thing. I’m from Scranton, PA” revealed the long time Delaware Senator.

Stay tuned to the woke details of Team Biden’s plan to transition American. On Joe’s word as a Biden.

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Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.

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