Now that fascism has been defeated in America, we can finally enforce COVID lockdowns without resistance

Now that the dictator has been voted out, the lockdowns can begin

It’s a bright day for American history when extreme far-right dictator Donald Trump has officially been voted out of office. It marks the fall of American fascism where the course of our nation’s history embarks on a new journey free from tyranny and oppression.

For this reason, it’s imperative that President Biden initiates a national lockdown to slow the spread of COVID-19. No one would leave their homes, no one should spend time with family outside of their own households, no one should stay out past 10pm or be out before 5am and no one must be seen in public without a mask and the imminent vaccine.

These kinds of measures would never be possible under Trump’s far-right fascist regime. Now that our nightmarish dictator has been voted out, our nation is finally free to lockdown to save ourselves from a virus with a .001% fatality rate, which is .001% more than what is acceptable. Orange man the absolute worst. Biden the absolute best.

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