New York bans the pursuit of happiness

The science says lockdowns are more important than happiness

It’s time to admit that Governor Cuomo has saved most New Yorkers from dying of COVID. Today, in a CNN interview with his brother Fredo Cuomo, he announced that he was amending the constitution for New Yorkers. “The so called “Pursuit of Happiness” is hereby banned. The words will be taken out of all public school books. We are in a crisis here, and everyone can stay locked up in their houses until I say so.” the Governor announced during a lunch at a private bistro with a group of colleagues. “Get over it or “Liberty” will go next.”

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Pepe Johnson

Robert ("Pepe") Johnson is a Gen YZ freelance social justice facilitator. A graduate of Palo Alto State with a major in Mime, with a concentration in Walking Against the Wind, with post-graduate online certificates of knowledge in Non-Binary Gender Studies and 21st Century Bathroom Planning, "Pepe" has performed as a nude mime and human statue, as well as a professional protestor. "Pepe" is a nickname, but he has been called that since childhood, not for current political gain or to seem more Mexican. This entire site is satire.
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